Laying in bed: A Poem

Here I am

In my cozy bed

All writhed up around the blanket

Yearning for those couple more minutes.

And yet I feel a sensation

One that never brings joy

I must urinate

And leave my warm destiny.

Oh gosh oh golly

Make this go away

I stayed up all night and am tired

Why am I a fool.

This is getting worse

It is out of hand.

My legs are shaking gently

To show that I love this bed.

Oh goddammit. I’ll get up.

I’ll leave my comfy prison.

And sit on a porcelain throne

That will leave my body frozen from it being so cold.

Once I finish I will leave and walk back.

But wait

Here’s a thought

I can get coffee

And crawl back into bed!

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